Hiiieeeee! Fluffy’s here and back again!

Wait … where was I?

Oh, yeah!

Here I am!

Anyways, last weekend was Halloween weekend. The time when all spooks come out and people have sex in the open streets and alleyways. Oh, hang on! That’s Mardi Gras! Never mind, same difference…

Anyways, for Halloween, my friends and I were, like, we gotta go to this costume party! A friend of ours invited us to this Halloween party, and what’s a Halloween party without costumes!

We were going to go as a group, and we wanted to match. Our costumes, you know. And then, Elvira came up with an idea. Well, Elvira isn’t exactly her real name, but she is one scary Dingbat, so we just call her whatever she wants.

Elvira is really into this occult thingies like Ouija boards, fortune telling, wearing all black even in the midday sun, and collecting ceramic cats. And she came up with this cool idea of us going as the Minionettes of Darkness! Servants of the Dark Lord!

Well, the idea was cool, but the girls were like “Minionettes?”

And Elvira was like, “Duh! Minions is so not cool! Besides, we’re girls! We’re Minionettes!”

We talked about a name change for a bit. Muffins suggested the Queens of Darkness, but our friend, Michael/Michaela, was passing by and bitch-slapped her. So, then, Suki suggested Princesses of Darkness.

Yeah! That had a ring to it!

I mean, we all agreed, Queen sounds grand, but we don’t want to get mixed up with all the other “Queens” running around that night.

We decided that everyone’s got to be a different Princess of Darkness. So, that night, we got all dressed up at my place, and went to the party.

There was Elvira, as The Princess of Eternal Darkness. Dude, you cross her, and you’ll definitely be in Eternal Darkness forever! She had a dress cut up to there, and slashed down to here. Her speciality: scratching your eyes out.

Suki went as The Princess of the Waiting Darkness because she just loves scaring the bejabbers at everyone! She crept around to everyone and whispered, “The Darkness is waiting for you! And I’m gonna GET YOU!”

For some reason, she got a lot of hotel room keys that night. Hmmm…

Muffins wanted to be The Princess of the Unending Night, but Elvira said she’d scratch her eyeballs out if she doesn’t get with the program. So, in the end, she went with The Princess of Hopeless Darkness. Every guy who came and hit on her, she just said, “Forget it. You’re out of my league. Not a chance, boyo.”

Sometimes, Muffins can be cruel…

Me, well … I’ve got a problem with the dark. So I decided to be The Princess of Semi Darkness. I’ll do evil things to you, as long as it’s not too far away from my night-light.

It was an okay party. We had fun. Muffins and Suki had a contest to see who could get the most number of hotel room keys. Muffins had an edge, but Suki got the keys to a Classic Porsche, so I think she’s the winner.

Elvira freaked out everyone by telling them their fortune and giving them screwed up accounts of how they’re going to be cursed with bad sex lives forever.

We terrorized a cow because he wouldn’t let us milk him.

We set this witch’s broom on fire because she made this remark about Suki’s breasts. Dude, of course they’re not real. It’s Halloween. And it’s called a push-up bra. But it doesn’t mean you can be rude about it.

Oh, and we gave this cheerleader a wedgie.

All in all, an okay night. And how was your Halloween?